Parenting through the years
by: PuNiaoPuNiao

Clothes
1st baby: You being wearing maternity clothes as soon as your doctor confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular cothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.

Pacifier
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can sterilise it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with water from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it on your clothes and pop it back in baby's mouth.

Activities
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaners.