Cartoon Quips
by: PuNiaoPuNiao

» Short-order cook serving a diner patron: "The eggs refused to go over easy."

» During a flight: "This is the captain speaking. I was wondering if any of you passengers have any duct tape? If you do, could you bring it up to the cockpit really fast?"

» Preacher to groom at wedding ceremony: "It's 'I do', young man... not 'whatever'."

» George Washington's father to little George as they survey the cut-down cherry tree: "I'm not mad at you, son. But the environmentalists are going to have a fit."