Opening Lines
by: PuNiaoPuNiao

The Washington Post asked its readers to supply the beginning of a sentence you don't want to hear the end of:

» "Sir, uh, me and your daughter..."

» "Mum, I know you said I couldn't get my ears pierced, so..."

» "In what experts are emphasising is merely a long-overdue market correction..."

» "It looks like when they built your basement, they did a kind of funny thing..."