Capsule Comments
by: PuNiaoPuNiao

The Washington Post challenged its readers to come up with ideas for new meditations and their possible use. Among the entries received were:

» Prestidigitalis: a cure-all. Works like magic!

» Sexcedrin: what to give to someone who says, "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache."

» Ropadopamine: retards brain damage from blows to the head.

» Histalavista: say bye-bye to those allergies.

» Non-interferon: black-market drug often slipped to unsuspecting in-laws.

»Testosteroni: a hormonal supplement eaten as pasta.

» Aesthetominophen: you don't feel any better, but you look fabulous!

» Milk of Amnesia: infant formula to help forget birth trauma.