Words to live by
by: PuNiaoPuNiao

» Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them.

» Your temper is one of the few things that improves the longer you keep it.

» Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

» When there's a will, make sure you're in it.

» If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

» Before criticising people, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticise them, you'll be a a mile away and you'll have their shoes.

» If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you.

» Never moon a werewolf.

» Accept that some days, you're the pigeon, and some days, you're the statue.

» If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.

» Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

» Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.